The “And on the Eighth Day God Made Beards” Mug

The “And on the Eighth Day God Made Beards” Mug

Some truths are revealed slowly. Others arrive fully formed—glorious, unnecessary, and unmistakably bearded.

This mug is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to one of history’s most dependable accessories: the beard. Equal parts humor and heritage, it nods to the ancient instinct that some things are simply meant to be—like good coffee, good conversation, and a well-earned bit of facial hair.

It’s not a theological claim (mostly). It’s a grin in ceramic form. A reminder that creation didn’t stop at utility, but spilled over into style, personality, and the occasional holy joke.

Perfect for barbers, pastors, woodworkers, coffee drinkers, and anyone who knows that wisdom often arrives framed by a mustache. Whether you’re cultivating a legendary beard or simply appreciating the work of others, this mug belongs in your daily ritual.

Sturdy, generous, and capable of holding enough coffee to justify the joke—this one pairs best with laughter, a slow morning, and no apologies whatsoever.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!